That’s right, folks…breaking news! I am officially announcing my intention to run for the office of the President of the United States of America in 2020. I will fill you in on some of my views in the coming years, but I need you to step up now and show me that you’re serious about my decision. I am not a Republican or a Democrat. Like the great General George Washington, I refuse to affiliate with either political party. I am an American, will run as an American, and will run for Americans!
Now, I will need quite a bit of help in this endeavor. I have already spoken with some close friends who have agreed to help out, but I need to reach out to some total strangers as well. This article outlines how difficult an independent run can be, and so I figured it would be best to start way early.
Are you willing to help me, a middle-class American, a non-politician, who loves America and wants this country to return to being the best country in the world? If so, please leave a comment, let me know what state you currently live in, and what issues are important to you. I will begin developing my platform over the next couple of years, and will answer all of your relevant questions.
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
How about that! FDR was born the day after William McKinley, albeit 39 years later. He comes in at #2 on the all-time best presidents ever list, topped only by Abraham Lincoln. And he’s one of the guys on Mt. Rushmore. And he’s been on the dime since 1946 (don’t ask me why I always thought that was Eisenhower). And that’s all I really know about him. But if you want to know more, you can click here!