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Chuck Klosterman is a seemingly intelligent man with a knack for putting words together in sentences that generally make sense. His latest release, Chuck Klosterman X, is a collection of essays written over the past ten years or so for various outlets, including GQ, Esquire, and the too-soon defunct Grantland. He weaves narratives from the worlds of sports and music and often intertwines them seamlessly, writing about Gnarls Barkley (to whom an entire essay is dedicated) as easily as Charles Barkley (who is only mentioned in connection with Gnarls Barkley).
Klosterman’s thought process can be confusing, such as his examination of nostalgia and what he terms “false nostalgia” in the piece, “That’s Not How it Happened.” At the beginning of the essay, I was nodding in agreement, but by the time he asserts that the Internet has effectively destroyed nostalgia because what we consider nostalgia isn’t really nostalgia anyway—I’m lost. I’m sure he understood where he was going and how he was getting there, and many of his readers likely understood as well, but I got so hung up on hearing Ozzy Osbourne’s “Centre of Eternity” that I lost my concentration.
No doubt, Klosterman writes what he writes many times just to get a reaction. Introducing an essay from 2011, he writes, “By the time this book is released, many people will not even remember who [Tim Tebow] was or what he did, unless they really care about God or Florida or minor league baseball.” I care about God, but I am theologically at odds with Tebow’s general understanding of Him. That’s beside the point. How could anyone forget about Tim Tebow in a five-year span? Am I supposed to be insulted, or am I simply naïve about society? Or is Klosterman’s opinion of the world that far off, bringing his credibility into question? He shows his hand in the final paragraph without apology, painting himself as anti-religious by calling faith “illogical,” “a warm feeling that makes no sense.”
Is Klosterman a good writer? Absolutely. Is he entertaining? Most of the time—especially in his footnotes. He sprinkles obscenities here and there, and his sometimes not-so-subtle attempts to undermine faith are annoying. But when he sticks to sports and music without straying into politics and religion, his essays are enjoyable. His interviews with Jimmy Page of the legendary Led Zeppelin and Eddie Van Halen of one of the greatest American rock acts ever are particularly fun reads, and his epic piece on KISS (including a review of all of the band’s records, and all of the band members’ solo records) is only diminished by the profanities that litter it. Perhaps I enjoyed this particular essay a little too much, but how could I not love it when someone besides myself recognizes the first Vinnie Vincent Invasion record as a masterpiece (Klosterman rates it an A+).
Long story short (too late?), Chuck Klosterman X is a trip down memory lane, hopping from Tom Brady and the failed Deflategate interview to a eulogy for Warrant’s Jani Lane. You might be amused, you might be offended, but you will not be bored reading this book.
Thirty-day challenges are a fun way to step out of your comfort zone. I have seen several such challenges on Twitter and in the blogosphere for a few years now. Some focus on music, others on photography, and there is even a recent 30-day challenge for baseball card collectors.
If you are a creative type, you may enjoy Creative Sprint by Noah Scalin and Mica Scalin. There is not one, but six 30-day challenges presented in this book to help overcome roadblocks in your thought process. Creative Sprint can be used by any type of artist: writer, photographer, painter, or musician. There is space provided on each page to document how you incorporated the prompt into your work, and several prompts suggest a bonus challenge.
The six challenges focus on different themes: “Dream Small,” “Perfection is Overrated,” “Limitations are Your Friends,” “Work with the Unexpected,” “Expand Your Default Settings,” and “Inspiration is Everywhere.” Throughout the book, the Scalins include testimonials from artists who utilized the Creative Sprint method in their work, and quotes from creative types to help spur you on.
Creative Sprint will challenge and has the potential to improve any artist’s work.
Get a Grip on Your Grammar: 250 Writing and Editing Reminders for the Curious or Confused by Kris Spisak (2017)
It never ceases to amaze me how many people use “there,” “their,” and “they’re” incorrectly. The abuse of the English language is on full display on social media, on blogs, and even in printed materials. Call me a Grammar Nazi if you must (though I rarely point out another’s wrongness), but I cringe when I read “your special” or “its okay.” In light of the preponderance of grammatical errors in the twenty-first century, Kris Spisak’s Get a Grip on Your Grammar should be a prerequisite to obtaining a Facebook account, let alone writing a report for school or work.
The red banner on the front cover says it all: “A Grammar Book for Those Who Hate Grammar.” The English language can be confusing, and Spisak addresses with clarity and humor 250 common mistakes found in modern writing. There are five sections in the book: “Word Usage,” “Punctuation,” “Idioms,” “Business Writing and Etiquette,” and “Creative Writing and Storytelling.” What is the difference between “accept” and “except”? When should you use single quotation marks as opposed to double quotation marks? Is the proper phrase “for all intents and purposes” or “for all intensive purposes”? Spisak concisely explains all of these and more without going over the reader’s head.
Spisak also addresses the use of slang and jargon in professional writing, as well as several habits a writer should avoid. In the last section of the book, she writes about problems aspiring creative writers often face, and offers tips to edit many of those problems out of their pieces. While reading, I was reminded of several mistakes that I commonly make in my blog posts, church bulletin articles, and (for the moment) unpublished fiction. No doubt, I need to use “Ctrl” + “F” more often and trim my writing.
Get a Grip on Your Grammar is an indispensable resource that should be on every person’s bookshelf, whether that person is writing professionally, blogging, or just jotting thoughtful notes of encouragement to their friends and family.
B.B. King’s Lucille. Eric Clapton’s Blackie. Eddie Van Halen’s Frankenstrat. Keith Richards’ Micawber. Over time, guitar legends become so connected with their instruments, that it is difficult to think of one without the other. It seems strange to imagine Slash playing anything but a Les Paul, or Yngwie Malmsteen with something other than a Stratocaster (and a vintage white one, at that). In Ultimate Star Guitars: Expanded Edition, Dave Hunter explains how these musicians became so connected to their instruments of choice, often revealing how such instruments were acquired and why the artists chose them.
This book covers a variety of genres, from classic rock (Duane Allman, Clapton, Richards) to blues (King, Stevie Ray Vaughan), alternative (J Mascis, Thurston Moore, Lee Ranaldo) to punk (Joe Strummer, Steve Jones) to country (Waylon Jennings, Brad Paisley). You will read about Reverend Horton Heat, Ike Turner, Nels Cline, and even see a picture of Billy Gibbons sans beard. One of the best entries describes Randy Bachman’s work on a 1959 Fender Stratocaster he named “The Legend.” The leader of The Guess Who and Bachman-Turner Overdrive changed nearly everything he could change on “The Legend,” which was stolen years ago. Bachman said, “It would be the thrill of a lifetime to get he guitar back, but it was just a wreck, so unless someone knows what it is…But what a sound and monster it was.”
A fantastic collection of stories and photographs, Ultimate Star Guitars: Expanded Edition shows that music history is not made with pristine instruments designed to be on display in glass cases, but with beat-up, modified, and often underappreciated models.
When I think of the best and worst trades in history, I’ll admit I’m biased. The Reds unloading Frank Robinson at “an old thirty” ranks among the worst in my mind, while the acquisition of Joe Morgan (along with Cesar Geronimo and Jack Billingham) is one of the best. Lopsided deals like these are not the focus of Shawn Krest’s information Baseball Meat Market; rather, the author focuses on deals that generally helped both sides, some immediately (such as Doyle Alexander to the Tigers), and some over the long haul (like John Smoltz to the Braves in the same deal). There are a few bad trades among Krest’s twenty chapters, generally dealing with prospects that were dealt for next-to-nothing and later developed into major talents, such as Jay Buhner and Ryne Sandberg.
I truly enjoyed reading about Pat Gillick’s dealings with Joe McIlvane in the 1990 Winter Meetings, in which the two general managers shook things up by trading four All-Stars —Fred McGriff and Tony Fernandez going to San Diego in exchange for Joe Carter and future Hall of Famer Roberto Alomar. Krest masterfully describes the back-and-forth in this and many other deals, and includes several incarnations of trades that never occurred. For instance, before the Tigers traded David Wells to the Reds in 1995, the Yankees offered them a minor league starter by the name of Mariano Rivera. Later in the year, before Boomer was dealt to Baltimore, the Yanks attempted to get the hefty lefty from Cincinnati for Rivera and Jorge Posada. As a Reds fan, I’m in tears at this revelation.
Krest examines a number of trades, most in the past few decades, including both 1998 trades involving Mike Piazza, Florida’s deal sending Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis to Detroit (and some of the other “what-if” situations that were involved), the Alex Rodriguez debacle, Rick Sutcliffe, Von Hayes, Sammy Sosa, and more. The author does reach back into history a little further a few times, discussing the seventeen-player trade between the Yankees and Orioles in 1954 and the 1969 deal that sent Curt Flood to Philadelphia…where he refused to play, eventually ushering in free agency.
A well-researched and well-written book, baseball fans will love Krest’s Baseball Meat Market and the many hypotheticals trades that could have affected their favorite teams.
The story of He-Man is well-known to children of the eighties, but author Brian C. Baer is able to dig even deeper into the beloved franchise in his recent book, How He-Man Mastered the Universe. Baer examines every aspect of the Masters of the Universe, from the toys to the cartoon to the movie to the reboots and more recent collectible action figure releases. The author looks at the groundwork laid for the success of He-Man by the marketing behind Star Wars, and the influence He-Man had on many subsequent pop culture franchises such as Transformers, G.I. Joe, and the modern Marvel Cinematic Universe.
What impressed me most about Baer’s book is the attention paid to the big screen adaption of the Eternian hero in 1987. The toys and original cartoon have been widely covered over the years, with little more than a passing mention to the live-action film. A good bulk of Baer’s book, however, is devoted to how He-Man was brought to life by Dolph Lundgren. He breaks down the movie with an in-depth review, discusses the financial woes that hamstrung the ending, and even includes conceptual drawings for He-Man, Man-at-Arms, Teela, Skeletor, and She-Ra, who unfortunately was written out of the script.
Baer also discusses the New Adventures of He-Man cartoon that aired in the early 1990s, the 21st century reboot by Mike Young Productions, and the new line of toys that came with that. Baer wraps up How He-Man Mastered the Universe with a look at what many of the film’s actors are doing today, as well as others who were involved with He-Man through the years.
How He-Man Mastered the Universe is a highly enjoyable book; children of the eighties and He-Fans in particular will love it.
Purchase How He-Man Mastered the Universe by Brian C. Baer on Amazon or directly from the publisher at www.mcfarlandpub.com or via the order line at 800-253-2187.
Regardless of your personal opinion of the New York Yankees, there can be no denying the rich history of one of baseball’s most storied franchises. In The New York Times Story of the Yankees 1903-Present, nearly 400 articles are presented for the reader to peruse, covering many of the most famous names in baseball history. Tales of their accomplishments on and off the diamond, battles with health, battles with each other, good times and bad times are all presented to present a baseball yet human narrative.
Major events such as Babe Ruth’s 60-homer season, Joe DiMaggio’s 56-game hitting streak, Don Larsen’s perfect game in the World Series, Billy Martin’s hiring and firing and hiring and firing ad nauseam can be found within these pages. Tributes to the greats like Ruth, Lou Gehrig, and Casey Stengel at their passing are present. The reprinted articles span from September 1902 through December 2016, presenting as full a picture as a 542-page book will allow.
The casual baseball fan will recognize many of the stories presented here, and it is certainly interesting to read them in the context of when they happened, rather than decades later. The evolution of newspaper reporting and use of language is also clearly seen. For instance, an article from 1910 reporting Willie Keeler’s retirement called him “the most scientific of batsmen.” Such a turn of phrase may have sounded clever in the early twentieth century, but now seems quaint and antiquated.
The New York Times Story of the Yankees 1903-Present is a highly recommended anthology for fan of baseball’s history, especially the history of the New York Yankees.
Baseball’s Best 1,000: Rankings of the Greatest Players of All Time (4th Revised Edition) by Derek Gentile (2017)
I love lists. Lists of great records, great books, great baseball players. Everyone has a top ten list. A few have a top 25 list. Some even have a top 100 list. Derek Gentile puts everyone else to shame with his list: Baseball’s Best 1,000: Rankings of the Greatest Players of All Time. This massive volume takes fanaticism to the extreme, not only figuring out who was the best, or who belonged in the top ten, but how the legends of the Negro Leagues like Josh Gibson and Oscar Charleston should be rated, and where the likes of Jeff King, Lee Mazzilli, and Steve Kemp should be ranked in baseball’s long history.
Gentile’s list was initially published in 2004. He started with a list of about 20,000 players, then worked it down to 1,000. He instituted a ten-year rule, which left some players on the outside in 2004. A few of those who I believe should be considered among the top 1,000 of all-time have fallen through the cracks in the meantime. Current stars Carlos Beltran, Adrian Beltre, Robinson Cano, Chase Utley, and Justin Verlander are missing; the recently retired Prince Fielder, Roy Halladay, Scott Rolen, Johan Santana, and Alfonso Soriano are also absent. In addition, there are a handful of active or very recent players who are ranked a bit lower than I think they should be, such as Miguel Cabrera (#407), Ichiro Suzuki (#445), Jeff Kent (#534), Albert Pujols (#544), Joe Mauer (#930!!!). Perhaps they are in about the same place they were in the last edition, and Gentile simply did not update their rankings yet, or maybe this is how Gentile views them. This is, after all, his list. A few new names may appear in the next edition, as several players are approaching the 10-year mark in the majors, such as Johnny Cueto, Clayton Kershaw, Evan Longoria, Andrew McCutchen, and Joey Votto.
In any case, Baseball’s Best 1,000 is a fantastic resource that may remind you of a few guys you have forgotten over the years, like Pedro Guerrero (#321), Don Slaught (#561), and Danny Tartabull (#721). Gentile also runs through a brief who’s who of the best managers, “pre-historic” players, female greats, Japanese stars, and even those who retired with a 1.000 batting average, having only batted once in the big leagues.
At 5.5 x 6.2 inches, the paperback book is small enough to carry with you to the ballpark so you can compare notes with your buddies while watching your favorite team play. You can argue about the rankings of some of the more unsavory characters in the game, or bemoan the fact that Bill Dahlen (#104) and Minnie Minoso (#105) are still not in the Hall of Fame, agreeing with Gentile’s accurate appraisal of their careers.
So who is the best of all-time, according to Derek Gentile? Is it “ The Say Hey Kid” Willie Mays? Or “The Sultan of Swat” Babe Ruth? How does “Hammerin’” Hank Aaron rate? Where is “The Big Train” Walter Johnson? You’ll have to get the book for yourself to find out. Baseball’s Best 1,000 is scheduled for an April 4 release.
After reviewing the series of Star Wars: The Original Topps Trading Cards, it seems only natural to move on to the Star Wars: Topps Classic Sticker Book, also published by Abrams. While the Original series displayed all of the cards and stickers from the trading card sets for the original trilogy, Star Wars: Topps Classic Sticker Book is more than a display. These are actually stickers.
More than 250 stickers spanning the original trilogy and a handful from The Force Awakens, the book also contains five pull-out posters that can be used as backgrounds for the stickers. But on the flip-side of each poster is a reproduction of some of the original puzzles that could be created using the original sticker card backs.
Several of the stickers retain their original size, though some are shrunk down. In addition to several character stickers, featuring the main stars as well as fan favorites like Max Rebo, Grand Moff Tarkin, and Nein Nunb, the alphabet stickers from the 1980 Empire Strikes Back series are included.
A writer writes, right? If you’re going to be a writer (or better yet, an author), you need to know what you’re getting yourself into. Want to write a novel? You need some idea of how many words you need to put on the page. As John Knowles wrote in A Separate Peace, “There was no harm in taking aim, even if the target was a dream.”
What follows is a list of fairly well-known books and word counts, from least to most. Some are classics, others are more recent productions. Make of it what you will.
|George Orwell||Animal Farm||29,060|
|John Steinbeck||Of Mice and Men||29,572|
|Ray Bradbury||Fahrenheit 451||46,118|
|F Scott Fitzgerald||The Great Gatsby||47,094|
|John Knowles||A Separate Peace||56,787|
|William Golding||Lord of the Flies||59,900|
|Nathaniel Hawthorne||The Scarlet Letter||63,604|
|Aldous Huxley||Brave New World||63,766|
|Alice Walker||The Color Purple||66,556|
|John Green||The Fault in Our Stars||67,203|
|John Green||Looking for Alaska||69,023|
|Mark Twain||The Adventures of Tom Sawyer||69,066|
|JK Rowling||Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone||77,508|
|Ransom Riggs||Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children||84,898|
|Rick Riordan||The Lightning Thief||87,223|
|George Orwell||Nineteen Eighty-Four||88,942|
|Harper Lee||To Kill a Mockingbird||100,388|
|Mark Twain||The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn||109,571|
|Henry David Thoreau||Walden||114,634|
|Charles Dickens||A Tale of Two Cities||135,420|
|Stephen King||Pet Sematary||141,912|
|John Steinbeck||The Grapes of Wrath||169,481|
|JK Rowling||Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows||198,227|
|JK Rowling||Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix||257,154|