It makes me sad that this guy probably won’t get a regular Topps card this year. While I’m a huge fan of Ryan Hanigan and I think Devin Mesoraco will be an All-Star someday, it’s difficult to not root for Corky Miller. Look at that ‘stache! Hands-down, the best facial hair in professional baseball since Rollie Fingers.
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And, as we all learned in the early 90s, you’re a terrible person if you’re not a fan of a guy named Corky!
I think all mustache/soul patch combos like that should hence be referred to as “Corkys” in his honor.
That is perhaps the most spectacular idea I have ever heard.