Just so you are aware…
Penguins are those little birds that are white and black. Actually, though, in the bird world I don’t guess they would be considered “little.” Even the littlest penguin is 16 inches tall, and the largest is over three feet tall. So I guess the largest penguin would be like Manute Bol, the smallest like Michael Jordan, and a robin would be like Spud Webb. Why does everything come back to sports?
Anyway, back to penguins. I hope you are aware that they live almost exclusively in the southern Hemisphere. And they don’t fly. They eat seafood and they swim. Were you not aware?
I’m just doing my part to make you aware on this most hallowed of holidays: Penguin Awareness Day! You are welcome.